FISCE Blog

“Seriously TIME? What the %^&*?” -reaction from Sting and his band The Police when passed over for a machine (scroll to the F5 for the amazing story) In this edition: rare Monday Webinar (register up…
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former (insurance teacher), now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!” -Line from FL’s finest flick? Scroll to the…
“What the actual %^&*?!” -Floridians learning Labor Day is when much of the country closes the pool As everyone’s favorite summer holiday returns next Monday, look for the next edition of…
“I don’t want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I’ll be playing golf four or five times a week.” -Steve Spurrier (who achieved this goal after taking Chris Amrhein’s Webinar that you can take this…
“Well, at least we don’t have to learn about insurance…amiright? Eck!” -Children in early 19th century St. Augustine at America’s oldest wooden schoolhouse (scroll to the F5 for more) In…
“Rookie.” -Natives during summer to anyone in FL without a towel & extra shirt in their car   In this edition: Thanks LAAIA, “W5” Smashing Saturdays, Webinars this week, useful stuff for…
  “Annnnnnd action!” *points to guy at front of room -Something I expect everyone to say at the beginning of my classes this week   In this edition: come see me live, Webinars resume next week,…
“Fort Lauderdale Beach? Seriously? I call bu%^&*!” -Person who wants to win a free t-shirt (scroll to the F5 for details and how to enter)   In this edition: the state wants to improve your house…
  “What will I do with the commission? Buy the house next door!” -Me, if I were the agent who recently sold FL’s most expensive home (scroll to the F5 for the story) In this edition: a global…
  “Of course I won’t aim it at the house. How stupid do you think I am?” -Florida Man using cigarette (that’s still in his mouth) to light bottle-rocket Grab your portable chair/cooler, pop a squat…
“It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.” -Ron Burgandy (find the clip on YouTube and you’ll laugh for an hour)   Happy Monday, insurance pros! And happy-belated Father’s Day! It’s been…
“A spaceman dropped a lab-grown pig onto my cannabis garden.” -A claim your insured will have soon if not already   I’m distracted and so are you. Between property market drama and Hurricane Season…
Why do we still have this %^&*?!” -Everyone while doing a home inventory    I’ve recently featured some consumer-focused resources regarding Hurricane Season (the links are below.) With…
“Squalls out on the gulf stream, big storm’s comin’ soon. I passed out in my hammock and God I slept till’ way past noon.” -Jimmy Buffett, from ‘Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season’   Greetings…
“And the best part is there’s no state income tAX HOLY %^&* LOOK AT THE INSURANCE COST?!” -Non-residents contemplating a move to FL   Greetings! Saturday Webinars are back! More on that…
“You wanna’ talk about it?” -Yours truly whenever an unattached lovebug lands on me   Greetings! Like me, you (more accurately your windshield) are “celebrating” the spring swarm of Florida’s…
  “It may seem strange to you, but it is the dream of my life to see this wilderness turned into a prosperous country.” -Julia “Mother of Miami” Tuttle, 1874 (for more on this incredible story, scroll to the F5…
“Seriously, why didn’t we just %^&* walk?!” -Delegates in route to FL’s first legislative session (scroll to the F5 for the story)   Greetings!   FISCE is back from our…
  “Because nothing says ‘ice hockey’ like a mambo concert.” -Planners of the short-lived Tropical Hockey League (scroll to the F5 for more info)   Greetings! The team here at FISCE is taking…
“FISCE’s the bomb, all that AND a bag of chips. Haters talk to the hand. Smell ya’ later.” -Online review from the 90s (had that actually been a thing) Sup! Temps have recently cracked 90 in…