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“Wait…you’re telling me one of the oldest buildings in America that’s been host to battles, incarceration, torture, lots of death and has mass graves onsite is HAUNTED?! Who knew?” - sarcastic paranormal enthusiast (scroll to the F5 for the story)       Welcome to another edition of…
“Geez Louise! For the money we pay shouldn’t my agent actually know something about how we work?” - Your construction insured (who wouldn’t say “geez louise”) venting     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and…
“I don’t need a plan because I’ll never retire.”  - A statement made by many and realized by very, very few      Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most…
“Everything about the email screamed ‘a bad bot sent me this’ so of course I clicked all of the links anyway.”  - At least one of your insureds within the last five minutes     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE…
“If ‘flood hazard areas’ cover the entire state why are they called ‘special?” - Floridians looking at a FEMA flood map     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most…
“Game day so probably just sittin’ around all day anyway.”   - Why Saturdays in the Fall are perfect for Webinars       Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most…
“I can’t see a da*n thing.” - drivers in 1954 arriving after dark (scroll to the F5 for the story)     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most successful insurance pro in…
“We’re gonna’ need a better stadium.” - Fans observing the calamity of FL’s first college football game (scroll to the F5 for the story)     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you…
“Hey, look! There he is! The guy from the newsletter memes!” - something (I pretend) I hear a lot when I teach live     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most successful…
“Prioritize safety? Sure! As long as it doesn’t get in the way of production.”  - What your contractor insureds would say if they told the truth       Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how…
“Hello, insurance agent? Hi, I’d like a quote for the robot-driven car I bought with Dogecoin that’s fueled with GMO-injected pig poop.”   - A call you’ll get sooner than later       Happy Monday my beautiful insurance friends!     Welcome to another edition of the…
“I’ll figure all that stuff out later.”  - Almost everyone’s (tragic) approach to retirement planning     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most successful insurance…
“Fiddlesticks! I’ve forgotten to set down my cigar and now it’s utter mush.” - Winston Churchill after flopping into the Florida ocean (scroll to the F5 for the story)     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: our 4-minute take on your CE…
“A Florida Man invented the ice maker in 1850. Like, 175 years ago. So why is mine always f’n broken?!” - Kevin Amrhein (scroll to the F5 for the story)     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: a 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we…
“We hold this truth to be self-evident: all CE options are not created equal.”    - Jefferson’s first draft     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: a 4-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most successful…
“Inadequately trained labor, minimal protective gear, limited oversight…what could possibly go wrong?” - The reality on a frighteningly high number of your insured’s jobsites       In this edition: CE requirements, reminders/announcements, CE Webinars this week, June & July…
“From the newsletter memes I thought you’d be thinner.” - Frequent comment from folks who see me live     Welcome to another edition of the FISCE’s Almost Famous Weekly Newsletter: a 5-minute take on your CE compliance and how together we can make you the most successful insurance pro in…
“Jeepers! This reads like a life insurance policy that excludes death!” - angry contractor who wouldn’t use the word ‘jeepers’       In this edition: CE requirements, important reminders, featured Webinar this week, June schedule, FL swamp rockets (this week’s F5).     You…
“Squalls out on the gulf stream…big storm comin’ soon.” - opening lyric from Jimmy Buffett’s “Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season”     Your favorite CE Webinars fire back up next week. Registration is open for this month’s awesome offerings as well as those scheduled through year-end.…
“I’m told if we get there just a bit early we’ll find parking and a primo spot in the sand no problem.” - an ill-informed, FL-bound beach goer this holiday weekend     We hop this finds you well and in preparation for a relaxing Memorial Day weekend. There will be no newsletter next…