FISCE Blog

  “Social Security? Medicare? I just signed up online and everything worked exactly as I expected. Yay!” -Absolutely no one, ever   Greetings! This Sunday is Father’s Day. And…
“What is ‘Jaws?” -The often-guessed, always-wrong answer given by Norm MacDonald’s gum-smacking Burt Reynolds parody on SNL’s legendary ‘Celebrity Jeopardy’ sketches   Greetings! My 93…
  “I use it to fly beers to my outside customers. It’s a big hit.” -A colleague’s insured who owns a bar (and the most clever commercial use of a drone I’ve heard to date) Greetings…
  “I just bought this Tesla with Dogecoin and a spaceman’s garbage smashed it to bits!” -One of your insureds sometime in the near future   Greetings! As we put a bow on May, I’m fired up about this week’s schedule of…
“Nope. Just me. No one else lives here, drives my car or does anything out of the ordinary.” -Your personal lines insureds (100 percent of whom are lying to you)   Greetings! Gorgeous spring days in my neck of the woods…
    “And you can keep the #%^* flowers.” -A mom reacting to the news her Florida insurance pro kid doesn’t take FISCE Webinars   Greetings, and Happy (belated) Mother’s Day! First,…
  “Take FISCE Webinars, you should. Enjoy and learn, you will.” -Yoda Greetings! This Tuesday, May the 4th, the galaxy celebrates Star Wars Day. Kids (and also an unusually high…
  “Who knew a song I wrote about an insurance school would crush it on the wedding circuit?”  -Buster Poindexter on the inspiration behind ‘Hot Hot Hot’  Greetings! Contractors…
      “When you see one unattached, it’s actually kind of sad.”  -No one I’ve ever heard but kinda true Greetings! Temperature-wise, this is the best time of year in our state. Alas… …I saw…
“I was talking about Richie.” -Jon Bon Jovi’s response to his life insurer’s many underwriting concerns including: “wasting away”, “not sleeping for days,” “telling day by ‘bottle I drink”, and dangerous profession (cowboy)  …
        “You ruined my life…but I can’t quit you. - A reader reaction to my time-off from the newsletter    Greetings, Happy Easter, and Happy Pesach fellow FISCErs! I took a few…
“Do you think my cyborg-self will have better hair?” -a certain FISCE pitchman pondering his inevitable future Greetings! As cyber risks evolve, so do the insurance products designed to save people, businesses, and the entire…
“Because he’s always on spring break and I need that for me.”  - Governor DeSantis on why he’s skipping the opening of the legislative session to attend Tuesday’s Webinar    Greetings!…
“Holy Cow!” - Harry Caray’s reaction to Chris Amrhein’s teaching debut, 1977 Greetings! Spring training baseball is upon us. While much of the country is dealing with icy winter hell, we get outdoor baseball. SCORE UPDATE – Team…
        “I’ve read the contract thoroughly, have reviewed it with my attorney, and we’re in agreement that the terms are clear and reasonable.” -Something you thought an insured actually said once but then you…
        “What am I doing now? Just chillin’ by the pool. Why? What’s Up?”  -Al Capone, February 14th, 1929  Greetings and Happy Valentines Day, Insurance Nerds! You’ll always be our crush. ❤️…
“Fortunately the game is on Sunday, because if it were Tuesday the 9th from 1-4pm Eastern, I’d tell the league ‘I’m busy.”   -Tom Brady  Greetings! There is only one undisputed G.O.A.T. How much proof do you need? His entire life…
          “Other than working from home full-time and home-schooling the kids while my recently laid-off spouse looks for ways to supplement our income, nothing has really changed.”  -None of your personal lines…
          “I think of complicated insurance policies like trying to solve a puzzle…and I just LOVE puzzles!” -No Contractor, Ever We have three sock-knocking CE Webinars this week. Beginning Tuesday morning, we’re pleased to have “Mean Scott Treen” jump into the FISCE instructor hot-seat…
“In 2021 it will be legal to buy weed with money your computer earned for being good at math.” -Some weird guy you knew back in the 90s   Greetings! Virtual currencies like Bitcoin. Marijuana. Outer space. Nanotechnology. Autonomous cars. GMOs. What is all this stuff? What are your insureds…