FISCE Blog

  “Most contracts are a joke. Everyone knows they’re chock full of baloney and easy to invalidate.” -A guy who’s wrong about most things including this   Greetings…
  “See! I told you it would never work down there.” -Very, very wrong hockey league reps in the 1960s after FL’s abysmal debut (see the factoid below for more!)   Greetings…
“I actually kinda’ liked the five and am sad to see it go.” -No licensee, ever   Greetings! Regarding CE, times they are a-changing. More on this below. But first: many…
  “I understand the importance of being forthright with my agent and promise I won’t lie about my exposures anymore.” -Your personal lines insureds, lying   Greetings! I hope this email finds you well and in…
  “I got in and eavesdropped all day. The guy just sits there singing Jimmy Buffett songs while snacking on Chex Mix and an unusually high number of bananas.” -Cyber criminals who hacked into my webcam hoping to…
  “Social Security? Medicare? I just signed up online and everything worked exactly as I expected. Yay!” -Absolutely no one, ever   Greetings! This Sunday is Father’s Day. And…
“What is ‘Jaws?” -The often-guessed, always-wrong answer given by Norm MacDonald’s gum-smacking Burt Reynolds parody on SNL’s legendary ‘Celebrity Jeopardy’ sketches   Greetings! My 93…
  “I use it to fly beers to my outside customers. It’s a big hit.” -A colleague’s insured who owns a bar (and the most clever commercial use of a drone I’ve heard to date) Greetings…
  “I just bought this Tesla with Dogecoin and a spaceman’s garbage smashed it to bits!” -One of your insureds sometime in the near future   Greetings! As we put a bow on May, I’m fired up about this week’s schedule of…
“Nope. Just me. No one else lives here, drives my car or does anything out of the ordinary.” -Your personal lines insureds (100 percent of whom are lying to you)   Greetings! Gorgeous spring days in my neck of the woods…
    “And you can keep the #%^* flowers.” -A mom reacting to the news her Florida insurance pro kid doesn’t take FISCE Webinars   Greetings, and Happy (belated) Mother’s Day! First,…
  “Take FISCE Webinars, you should. Enjoy and learn, you will.” -Yoda Greetings! This Tuesday, May the 4th, the galaxy celebrates Star Wars Day. Kids (and also an unusually high…
  “Who knew a song I wrote about an insurance school would crush it on the wedding circuit?”  -Buster Poindexter on the inspiration behind ‘Hot Hot Hot’  Greetings! Contractors…
      “When you see one unattached, it’s actually kind of sad.”  -No one I’ve ever heard but kinda true Greetings! Temperature-wise, this is the best time of year in our state. Alas… …I saw…
“I was talking about Richie.” -Jon Bon Jovi’s response to his life insurer’s many underwriting concerns including: “wasting away”, “not sleeping for days,” “telling day by ‘bottle I drink”, and dangerous profession (cowboy)  …
        “You ruined my life…but I can’t quit you. - A reader reaction to my time-off from the newsletter    Greetings, Happy Easter, and Happy Pesach fellow FISCErs! I took a few…
“Do you think my cyborg-self will have better hair?” -a certain FISCE pitchman pondering his inevitable future Greetings! As cyber risks evolve, so do the insurance products designed to save people, businesses, and the entire…
“Because he’s always on spring break and I need that for me.”  - Governor DeSantis on why he’s skipping the opening of the legislative session to attend Tuesday’s Webinar    Greetings!…
“Holy Cow!” - Harry Caray’s reaction to Chris Amrhein’s teaching debut, 1977 Greetings! Spring training baseball is upon us. While much of the country is dealing with icy winter hell, we get outdoor baseball. SCORE UPDATE – Team…
        “I’ve read the contract thoroughly, have reviewed it with my attorney, and we’re in agreement that the terms are clear and reasonable.” -Something you thought an insured actually said once but then you…