FISCE Blog

  “There’s more money in insurance and FISCE’s training is ‘magical’ so of course I sought them out.” -Winnie “Elfey” Winkie, former shelf-sitter/toymaker turned insurance agent Greetings! I…
“Why did the turkey refuse to eat cranberry sauce? Because it was already stuffed.” -What you get when you Google “Thanksgiving jokes”   Greetings and Happy Almost Thanksgiving!   Our…
          “I saw true evil and thought ‘I’m gonna’ go kick its a#s.” -My Grandpas, circa 1941   Happy Veterans Day! An awesome slate of Webinars this week. Details below. But first, in the spirit of this week’s…
“I really should wear this more often.” -Me, every Halloween as I put on my chicken costume   Happy Halloween! This Sunday, kids (and an oddly high number of adults) will costume-up…
“Because snow is pretty for like a minute.” -Flocks of snowbirds headed this way   Greetings! Everyone knows there are four primary reasons people flock to Florida: 1) warm weather, 2) theme…
  “I’m happy to discuss anything with you that ensures my coverage does exactly what I expect it to.” -Something I heard an insured say in a dream once   Greetings!   Question:…
  “That’s T.U.B.B.S: tough, unique, bad, bodacious, sassy.” -Det. Ricardo “Rico” Tubbs from Miami Vice describing FISCE Webinars   Greetings! The 80s are back. Specifically, the…
  “I read the contract. It’s clear and fair. I’m so happy we understand each other!” -No construction insured, ever   Greetings! The two Webinar topics on tap this week…
  “It’s okay, preacher. Just keep going.” -The bride at an outdoor wedding I attended when the officiant kept pausing to pick lovebugs out of her veil Greetings! September in…
      “Thanks for checking, bro, but I’m good. It’s not bad.” -Guy I watched wreck his rented scooter, shred his leg & lie about his pain Greetings, friends! Important September schedule…
“A space dude’s trash smashed my stash.” -A claim your insured may have someday (and also a fun sentence to type)    Greetings! First things first: like many of you, we at the FISCE…
“He who gets the best players usually wins.” -Bobby Bowden   Greetings! Couldn’t have said it better myself, Coach (mostly because I lack the folksy delivery and charming drawl.) I believe we at the FISCE do three things…
  “So is that, like, um, gonna’ be a thing?” -New residents who flocked to FL in the early 1900s reacting to their first hurricane Greetings! Thanks to everyone who said hello at the LAAIA…
  “Additional Insured requests and issuing certificates are why I get out of bed every morning. They are the wind beneath my wings. My cup runeth over.” -No insurance professional, ever   Greetings…
  “Most contracts are a joke. Everyone knows they’re chock full of baloney and easy to invalidate.” -A guy who’s wrong about most things including this   Greetings…
  “See! I told you it would never work down there.” -Very, very wrong hockey league reps in the 1960s after FL’s abysmal debut (see the factoid below for more!)   Greetings…
“I actually kinda’ liked the five and am sad to see it go.” -No licensee, ever   Greetings! Regarding CE, times they are a-changing. More on this below. But first: many…
  “I understand the importance of being forthright with my agent and promise I won’t lie about my exposures anymore.” -Your personal lines insureds, lying   Greetings! I hope this email finds you well and in…
  “I got in and eavesdropped all day. The guy just sits there singing Jimmy Buffett songs while snacking on Chex Mix and an unusually high number of bananas.” -Cyber criminals who hacked into my webcam hoping to…
  “Social Security? Medicare? I just signed up online and everything worked exactly as I expected. Yay!” -Absolutely no one, ever   Greetings! This Sunday is Father’s Day. And…